JOIN THE P.U.M.P. SYNDICATE

What Is P.U.M.P?

P.U.M.P. stands for Professionals Unleashing Meme Projects.

🚨 Yeah, it sounds like a joke — until you realize we've quietly pulled off more heists than Ocean’s Eleven with a MacBook and some dev juice.

We’re a rogue network of crypto devs, viral marketers, and launchpad ghosts who’ve been engineering rug pull meme coins since 2021. No VCs. No whitelist. Just chaos and liquidity.

So far?
💰 $200M+ in total volume.
👻 Zero accountability.
💸 Insider profits all the way.

Now, for the first time ever, we’re letting a select few in on the games before the curtains rise.

We create it.
We launch it.
You ride the wave before the suckers even know what coin it is.

How It Works

💣 We Launch.

Every week, we deploy a new meme coin into the market — anonymous, explosive, and viral by design.

👁️ You Get Insider Access.

Once you're in the Syndicate, you’ll get early access to the name, contract address, and stealth marketing strategy.

⏱️ We Tell You When to Exit.

No guessing. We notify you the moment the volume peaks — you cash out before the crowd. You also get 💰 Weekly payouts from our rug pulls. That's tens of thousands of dollars per week.

This is rug pulling, but the only ones losing are outsiders.

What You Get

• 🧬 Private access to early meme coins we create ourselves in addition to the ones we see are going viral.

• ⏰ Timed alerts for when to enter and exit.

• 💰 Weekly payouts from our rug pulls. We launch a meme coin every week. That's tens of thousands of dollars per week.

• 💬 Entry into the Syndicate's private Telegram group.

• ✅ Lifetime access (limited time only)

Should You Trust us ?

Since 2021, we’ve quietly launched 30+ meme coins — the kind that go 100x, 300x, and vanish before normies even load up DexTools.

No VCs. No Telegram shilling. Just precision-timed stealth launches and digital warfare.

We’ve moved over $200 million through our ecosystem — all through rug-style plays executed with surgical efficiency.

This is what we do.
We don’t beg for trust.
We drop results — and disappear.

If you’re tired of watching from the sidelines while other guys screenshot Lambos…
You already know what to do.

Access our next stealth rug pull project before it hits $100m volume.

$200M

30+

The number of meme coins launched

The amount of money we've made doing this

Join the Syndicate

ONE-TIME PAYMENT

$299

(CRYPTO ONLY)

Join now.

Life Time Access

Only 20 slots left. First come, first rich.

🧑“Turned $80 into $2,500 in 36 hours. Still can’t believe it.”

- Kudiitoes77

I was always late to pumps. This time, I was early. Never going back.

- dahomiexavier.

👨“Got in, got out. Doubled my bag. Easy.”

- Myles DeMarco

👽 “Don’t tell too many people about this, please. Let me eat.”

- Sharon Roddy

What they think...

Get rich quick isn't real they said... I never imagined I would be making tens of thousands of dollars a week in my life ever! God bless you people!

- Mary Delaney

Frequently asked questions

Is this legal?

You’re paying for access to information, not securities.

Can I make money?

Results vary. Some double their bag. Some triple. Some forget to sell. We give you the info — you act. All members of the syndicate get weekly payouts from our rug pulls. That's tens of thousands of dollars per week. Only an extremely LAZY and STUPID person wouldn't make any money here.

Refunds?

Once you’re in, you’re in. This isn’t Amazon.

How much money will I make?

Again, results vary. Some turn $150 to $9500 in 36 hours. Others triple. Some forget to sell even after you've told them exactly when to sell🤦. We give you the info- you act. All members of the syndicate get weekly payouts from our rug pulls. That's tens of thousands of dollars per week. Only an extremely LAZY and STUPID person wouldn't make any money here.

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